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Vellard · £2,795 on the forecourt

Vellard Chancer

Made for the lad with a Saturday job and a freshly laminated licence

The Vellard Chancer in Drizzle Grey, a three-quarter front view.

The Vellard Chancer: a 2013 three-door hatch in Drizzle Grey, and one of the twelve on the forecourt at Cutshaw & Shutt, on the Radworth Ringway. Mind how you go, as the badge says.

Its advert in the showroom is aimed at the lad with a Saturday job and a freshly laminated licence. Ask Gary about its history and he will tell you: Sporty. A proper head-turner.

The advert’s headline is Nought to sixty in “a bit”. It runs on petrol, holds 56 litres and manages about 42 miles to the gallon in a normal week of driving, so a full tank is good for roughly 517 miles.

“Sporty! Look at the lines. Look at that line there. And that one.”

“Head-turner. People will look. Oh, they'll look.”

“Two cars' worth of car, for the price of one. Metaphorically.”

— Gary Shutt

A parody car advert for the Vellard Chancer: Nought to sixty in “a bit”.
Its advert on the showroom wall. Tap to read the small print.
On the forecourt
Price£2,795
Year2013
ColourDrizzle Grey
On the clock71,000 miles
Owners2, according to Gary
MOT4 months left
Specification
BodyThree-door hatch
Doors3
Seats5
Length4,470 mm
Width1,840 mm
Height1,480 mm
Wheelbase2,700 mm
FuelPetrol
Tank56 litres
Economy42 mpg (Gary says 44)
Rangeabout 517 miles
The Vellard Chancer from the side.

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