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Tamsford · £7,995 on the forecourt

Tamsford Dawdle

Made for retirees, Sunday drivers and the very, very patient

The Tamsford Dawdle in Seaside Blue, a three-quarter front view.

The Tamsford Dawdle: a 2019 supermini in Seaside Blue, and one of the twelve on the forecourt at Cutshaw & Shutt, on the Radworth Ringway. Everybody's had one, as the badge says.

Its advert in the showroom is aimed at retirees, Sunday drivers and the very, very patient. Ask Gary about its history and he will tell you: Perfect first car. Cheap to insure.

The advert’s headline is There's no rush. It runs on petrol, holds 44 litres and manages about 52 miles to the gallon in a normal week of driving, so a full tank is good for roughly 503 miles.

“Perfect first car. Or second. Or getaway. Kidding.”

“Everybody's had one of these. Everybody. Your nan's had one.”

“Cheap to run, cheap to fix, cheap to - well, not cheap to buy, it's a good one.”

— Gary Shutt

A parody car advert for the Tamsford Dawdle: There's no rush.
Its advert on the showroom wall. Tap to read the small print. The background and people are an AI-generated photograph; the car is the game’s own model.
On the forecourt
Price£7,995
Year2019
ColourSeaside Blue
On the clock33,100 miles
Owners2, according to Gary
MOT12 months left
Specification
BodySupermini
Doors5
Seats5
Length4,060 mm
Width1,700 mm
Height1,500 mm
Wheelbase2,570 mm
FuelPetrol
Tank44 litres
Economy52 mpg (Gary says 57)
Rangeabout 503 miles
The Tamsford Dawdle from the side.

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