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Pipsley · £2,495 on the forecourt

Pipsley Tiddler

Made for students, nans, and anyone on a terrace with no drive

The Pipsley Tiddler in Postbox Red, a three-quarter front view.

The Pipsley Tiddler: a 2010 retro city car in Postbox Red, and one of the twelve on the forecourt at Cutshaw & Shutt, on the Radworth Ringway. Cute enough to get away with it, as the badge says.

Its advert in the showroom is aimed at students, nans, and anyone on a terrace with no drive. Ask Gary about its history and he will tell you: Italian design icon. One elderly lady owner.

The advert’s headline is Size isn't everything. (Parking is.) It runs on petrol, holds 44 litres and manages about 48 miles to the gallon in a normal week of driving, so a full tank is good for roughly 465 miles.

“Italian design. Icon. Like a scooter with a roof.”

“Parks anywhere. ANYWHERE. I once parked it in a skip. Don't ask.”

“Cheap as chips, cute as a button, red as a - red thing.”

— Gary Shutt

A parody car advert for the Pipsley Tiddler: Size isn't everything. (Parking is.)
Its advert on the showroom wall. Tap to read the small print.
On the forecourt
Price£2,495
Year2010
ColourPostbox Red
On the clock64,800 miles
Owners1, according to Gary
MOT3 months left
Specification
BodyRetro city car
Doors3
Seats4
Length3,850 mm
Width1,730 mm
Height1,410 mm
Wheelbase2,500 mm
FuelPetrol
Tank44 litres
Economy48 mpg (Gary says 50)
Rangeabout 465 miles
The Pipsley Tiddler from the side.

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