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Vellard · £4,495 on the forecourt

Vellard Alderman

Made for councillors, and anyone with a lanyard

The Vellard Alderman in Town Hall White, a three-quarter front view.

The Vellard Alderman: a 2015 executive saloon in Town Hall White, and one of the twelve on the forecourt at Cutshaw & Shutt, on the Radworth Ringway. Mind how you go, as the badge says.

Its advert in the showroom is aimed at councillors, and anyone with a lanyard. Ask Gary about its history and he will tell you: Ex-council. Chauffeured the mayor.

The advert’s headline is Arrive like you've got a lanyard. It runs on diesel, holds 56 litres and manages about 52 miles to the gallon in a normal week of driving, so a full tank is good for roughly 641 miles.

“Civic car, this. Very civic. Very respectable.”

“Back seat's been sat in by the mayor. Put your hand on it. Feel that? Power.”

“Big boot. Council-sized. You could lose a budget in there.”

— Gary Shutt

A parody car advert for the Vellard Alderman: Arrive like you've got a lanyard.
Its advert on the showroom wall. Tap to read the small print. The background and people are an AI-generated photograph; the car is the game’s own model.
On the forecourt
Price£4,495
Year2015
ColourTown Hall White
On the clock78,900 miles
Owners1, according to Gary
MOT8 months left
Specification
BodyExecutive saloon
Doors4
Seats5
Length4,680 mm
Width1,850 mm
Height1,420 mm
Wheelbase2,840 mm
FuelDiesel
Tank56 litres
Economy52 mpg (Gary says 58)
Rangeabout 641 miles
The Vellard Alderman from the side.

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