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Skarvik · £3,295 on the forecourt

Skarvik Kantig

Made for dads, dogs and the Sunday tip run

The Skarvik Kantig in Soot Black, a three-quarter front view.

The Skarvik Kantig: a 2011 estate in Soot Black, and one of the twelve on the forecourt at Cutshaw & Shutt, on the Radworth Ringway. Square is safe, as the badge says.

Its advert in the showroom is aimed at dads, dogs and the Sunday tip run. Ask Gary about its history and he will tell you: Swedish tank. It'll outlive us all.

The advert’s headline is It'll carry a wardrobe. It'll outlive the wardrobe. It runs on diesel, holds 70 litres and manages about 48 miles to the gallon in a normal week of driving, so a full tank is good for roughly 739 miles.

“Swedish. They build them like tanks. Because they're scared of the Russians.”

“It'll outlive us all. Genuinely. It'll outlive ME.”

“Tow bar. Roof rails. Room for a dog, a caravan, a divorce.”

— Gary Shutt

A parody car advert for the Skarvik Kantig: It'll carry a wardrobe. It'll outlive the wardrobe.
Its advert on the showroom wall. Tap to read the small print. The background and people are an AI-generated photograph; the car is the game’s own model.
On the forecourt
Price£3,295
Year2011
ColourSoot Black
On the clock139,600 miles
Owners3, according to Gary
MOT5 months left
Specification
BodyEstate
Doors5
Seats5
Length4,820 mm
Width1,860 mm
Height1,550 mm
Wheelbase2,820 mm
FuelDiesel
Tank70 litres
Economy48 mpg (Gary says 47)
Rangeabout 739 miles
The Skarvik Kantig from the side.

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