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• No. 10 · Monday 5 October 2026

  TUESDAY CAME

  A week after every test drive at Cutshaw & Shutt was Tuesday, Gary Shutt took a customer out at sixty-eight miles an hour - and he will put you in a Tiddler for five pounds thirty-four a day

• No. 9 · Monday 28 September 2026

  WHEEL DEALS

  A used-car lot has opened on the grass past the ringway with twelve cars on the forecourt and a man in a loud waistcoat who will sell you any one of them - but you cannot take one out

• No. 8 · Monday 21 September 2026

  SWITCHED OFF

  Two men have taken over the table at the Baulk Line, they are playing each other for money, and of the eight switches on the wall by the door the only four that do anything are the four that work the radio

• No. 7 · Monday 14 September 2026

  BROTHERS GRIM

  Fourteen men in dark suits drive fourteen black saloons on to Popplewick Terrace every evening, walk up the steps under a green glass eye, and shut the bronze doors behind them

• No. 6 · Monday 7 September 2026

  TIPPING POINT

  A refuse wagon in full council livery is parked on Tollerton Rise with two men in orange stood at the back of it - and every bin on that street is exactly where its owner left it

• No. 5 · Monday 31 August 2026

  WELL, WELL, WELL

  Gold, silver and bronze worth EIGHTY-EIGHT GRAND found in a cave under the estate - and the only way in is down a rope ladder over a fourteen-metre drop

• No. 4 · Saturday 22 August 2026

  FORE-TY EIGHT QUID!

  Posh new golf club opens above Harewood Avenue - and a weekend round costs more than a full day on the bins

• No. 3 · Wednesday 19 August 2026

  THE ESTATE FINALLY GETS ITS SHOPS

  A chemist, a barber, a surgery, a post office and a filling station open across Radworth - and the letters page gets most of what it asked for